Mecha-Crabs

(an elaborate, totally unplaytested, un-typo-fixed rpg about mecha-battling celebrity crabs)

YOU are a mecha-crab battling it out in the famous Crustacean Collisseum
All you want to do is win this week's battle royale and take home the title of CRAY CHAMPION.

But something shells fishy. Is some ne'er do well amongst the crab-gamblers rigging the match? 

PS- I didn't put this in the rules but if you are rolling 0d6 you roll 2, take the lower
I suppose this is technically a honey-heist hack but still somehow unplayable.